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Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Security Guard (superp jokes)

STORY OF JAGA SINGH (night singh)

This story tell us not to be 'too kind' to our bosses…!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here it goes:
There's this Jaga Singh who was working for a multi-millionare as a night guard at his house. One day, while the millionaire was driving out to catchan early morning flight to conclude a business deal, Jaga Singh ranout from the guard house and stopped the millionaire's car just rightin front of the gate.
He said 'Sir..Sir.. are you going to board a plane?'
'Yes, why?' asked the millionaire.
'You had better cancel the trip. You see, last night I dreamt about the plane going to crash.'Curious over the early morning fright that Jaga Singh had given, themultimillionaire decided to cancel his trip. 'You better be damn right for this is a million dollar deal.' The following day, there were news reports that the plane which themillionaire was supposed to take had indeed crash landed. !
'Thank God I cancelled the trip,.' the rich man said Realising that what Jaga Singh had said had come true, he called the Singh to see him.When the guard was called that morning, the millionaire gave him his salary and FIRED him.
WHY ?

Think first....

Use your brains

Use your brains!!!!!

Still no idea?? Come on...... it is very easy....

Still drawing a blank????Just imagine you are the Singh and you have saved your boss's life........OK-lah,
since you do not want to 'use your brains' like Jaga Singh before you talk to your boss...........

Just see down for the answer....


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ANSWER Jaga Singh was supposed to guard the house at night ... N O T to Sleep and Dream all night!!!!! So,

GO BACK TO WORK!! and Don't try to save your boss's life!!

It's not worth !!!

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Muthu Oh Muthu (Jokes)

MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER
Interviewer : What is your birth date?
Muthu : 13th October
Interviewer : Which year?
Muthu : ... EVERY YEAR

MUTHU & HIS MANAGER
Manager asked to Muthu at an interview....Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Muthu replied: P-O-S-T-B-O- X

MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL
Muthu went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed towards the board " WASH BASIN

MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART
Interviewer : Just imagine your in 20th floor in a building, it caught fire and how will you escape ?
Muthu : It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination .. :)



Oh .. i forgot . the funniest part ..
On a political rally Muthu was arrested. Why ????????????Because, a woman journalist walking with a badge wrote "PRESS" on her right chest ... and he did it !

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

HAPPY NEW YEAR


Kunattil ''krisnan'' Pola,
Santosattil ''Sivanai'' Pola,
Selvattil ''Kuberan'' Pola,
Latchiyattil ''Pillaiyar'' Pola,
Vetriyel ''Murugan'' Pola,
Enrum Nalamai vala
En iniya tamil putandu valtukal
.
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL MY HINDU FRENZ


Monday, April 13, 2009

Tips for staying healthy..

1.) Brush twice a day! 2.) Dress right for the weather. 3.) Visit the dentist regularly. 4.) Get plenty of rest


5.) Make sure your hair is dry before going outside. 6.) Eat right 7.) Get outside in the sun every once in a while. 8.) Always wear a seatbelt. 9.) Smile! It will make you feel better. 10.) Don't over indulge yourself. 11.) Bath regularly. 12.) Read to exercise the brain. 13.) Surround yourself with friends. 14.) Stay away from too much caffeine.
15.) Use the bathroom regularly.

16.) Get plenty of exercise. 17.) Have your eyes checked regularly. 18.) Eat plenty of vegetables. 19.) Believe that people will like you for who you are. 20.) Forgive and forget. 21.) Take plenty of vacations.

22.) Celebrate all special occasions.

23.) Pick up a hobby.

24.) Love your neighbor as yourself.
Do all these things and you will be a happier, healthier person.

HAVE A GOoD DaY !!

Love never die


Look at sun and you see time.

Look in heart and you see love.

Look in eyes and you see life.

Look at your mobile and

you see whos thinking of u!

Its me HUBBY.


I LOVE YOU FOREVER...

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Interview's Moment (Very Interesting one)

Story I
M: Do u have a boyfriend?
E: I have.
M: Is he working Locally?
E: No. He is working Overseas.
M: Sorry, my company cannot employ u !
E: Why?
M: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company don't want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just because of u.

Story II
M: Any girlfriends?
E: Yes.
M: Is she pretty?
C: yes
M: Is she your first lover?
C: Yes. E: Sorry, we can't employ you because you lack of fighting spirit.

Story III
M: Any girlfriends?
E: Yes.
M: Is she your first lover?
E: No. Have a few already.
M: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are a "grasshopper"! (Job hoper lah!)

10 uses of SaLtS (tips for u galz)

1. Soak stained hankies in salt water before washing.
2. Sprinkle salt on your shelves to keep ants away.
3. Soak fish in salt water before descaling; the scales will come off easier.
4. Put a few grains of rice in your salt shaker for easier pouring.
5. Add salt to green salads to prevent wilting..
6. Test the freshness of eggs in a cup of salt water; fresh eggs sink; bad ones float.
7. Add a little salt to your boiling water when cooking eggs; a cracked egg will stay in its shell
this way.
8. A tiny pinch of salt with egg whites makes them beat up fluffier.
9. Soak wrinkled apples in a mildly salted water solution to perk them up.
10.Rub salt on your pancake griddle and your flapjacks won't stick.
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