Happy Deepavali...

May the beauty Of deepavali season Fill your home with Happiness, And may the coming year Provide you with all That bring you joy! HAPPY DWALI DEARZ....

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Deepangal Jolikka,
Pattasu vedikka,
Pudhu Thuni Udhuthi,
Magilchiyudan in'naalai neengal kondada

EN INIYA DEEPAVALI VAALTHUKKAL

Nice PUNCH dialogue

Love the ladies but don't touch the body....

if u touch the body someone will make the CD...... :)

A Joke from Heaven

God decided to encourage people to have fewer children and introduced an award scheme… During the procedure at one point, he concentrated on learning about the situation in India:

He first met Jawaharlal Nehru in heaven, and asked him how many children he had during his time on earth. Nehru replied… only one!

Happy with the relatively good family planning adopted, God awarded Nehru with a Celestial Rolls Royce!

Indira Gandhi was next, and God asked the same question. She replied she had two children, and God thought, not too bad, so he gave her a BMW.

Dr. Radhakrishnan was next in line. God was not pleased to hear that he had six children, and gave him a Morris-8 as a kind of punishment…

Sometime later, the three (Nehru, Indira and Radhakrishnan) going around in their new cars, saw Mahatma Gandhi on foot!!!

Wondering what went wrong; they asked why God hadn't been merciful with him…

The Mahatma replied in disgust, "God did not even ask me!!!

Some idiots had told him that I am the father of the whole Indian nation!"
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Hye frenz..... chilled

Hye frenz…… hw r u all??? Im great…… hope u all aso great tooooooooo.
soooorry dah lama kt tak update blog kite. Chewah bz konon ..tapi sebenar ner dah malas update blog sumore bz ngan pesbuk kite tuh skrg dah aim balik tuk update blog kt nih. As usual kavinesh lah topic tuk kite. Makin besar si Kavinesh makin degil dan noughty si budak nih. Kt sendiri pon dah tak de idea tuk train die. Kadang tuh sampai kt yg give up dgn Si Kavinesh. So skrg nih kite tgh usaha sediakan adik utk Kavinesh. Huhuhuu
Hope lepas dpt adik tuh abg Kavinesh akan jadi baik. Tak noughty2 dan x degil/manja.

After tis daily jgn lupa view blog kt erk. Sure ade cite baru tuk u all………………….

HAVE A GREAT DAY FRENZ.

Masakan ubi Kayu.

Hari nih kite damn boring tk tau nak buat apa... yalah smlm dah siap sume keje so ari nih tak tau nak buat apa so pegi ke umah mentua lah. Ingatkan nak g bual2 ngan mak mentua kite tapi sampai sane jerk tgk mak mentua kite sbuk ber kebun so kite pon pegi lah ke kebun kono ner nak tolong padahal apa pon tak buat cume berdiri dan borak kosong dgn mak mentua jerk so sekali tuh kite ternampak mak mentua kite tanam pokok ubi kayu so kite pon teringin lah nak mkn ubi kayu. I rasa dah few yrs i tak makan ubi kayu.
So tgk ade pokok ubi kayu jerk kite teringin nak mkn ubi kayu so kite pon turun padang lah dgn hubby dan Kavinesh akhirner kite dpt jugak makan ubi kayu hihihi…… after tat hari2 masak dish ubi kayu sampai abg kite tny bila lah stock ubi kayu akan abih…
Kavinesh tgh cabut pokok ubi






Hasil kami anak branak.....






1) Sambal ubi kayu

2) Ubi kayu rebus letak gula dan kelapa (gambo nih sblm smash ubi tuh)
3) Ubi kayu rebus dgn sambal cecah

4) ubi kayu rebus tumis (lupa snap gambo)

TR's ENGLISH POEM HAHAHAH

YESTERDAY I TOLD MY LOVE TO HEMA

SHE TOLD AAMA

SO, I STARTED LOVING HER AND WENT TO CINEMA

AND I GAVE HER UMMA

LATER ONE DAY SHE TOLD TO FORGET HER.

I ASKED WHY MA

SHE TOLD THAT HER MAMA

TOLD ABOUT OUR LOVE TO HER AMMA

AND SAID BYE MA AND PUT ME A BIG NAAMA

ATLAST I WENT TO COMA

AND FINALLY CAME TO KNOW THAT LOVE IS A DRAMA

Aiyo Ammaa Valikkuthe.. Vayiru Valikkuthe..

AS AN EMPLOYEE

Young employee hihihi




** The biggest motivation is salary

** The unluckiest thing is promotion without salary adjustment

** The most "syok" thing is you don't work anyhow also get pay increment

** The greatest talent is "carry big stuff"

** The greatest mistake is to argue with your boss

** The most demoralising thing is to receive salary late

** The most pitiful thing is you did not get your salary and your boss ran away

** The happiest thing is you become your boss' boss

** The cleverest thing is you are late but boss doesn't know

** The stupidest thing is you publicly say that you are lazy

** The most common thing is - the boss says something but means another

** The proudest thing is you sack your boss

** The most "rugi" thing is you work hard but your colleague takes the credit

** The most dangerous thing is to become a "two-headed" snake



** The biggest satisfaction - sending e-mail like this during office hours!! heheheheheheheh. ...