Nice PUNCH dialogue

Love the ladies but don't touch the body....

if u touch the body someone will make the CD...... :)

A Joke from Heaven

God decided to encourage people to have fewer children and introduced an award scheme… During the procedure at one point, he concentrated on learning about the situation in India:

He first met Jawaharlal Nehru in heaven, and asked him how many children he had during his time on earth. Nehru replied… only one!

Happy with the relatively good family planning adopted, God awarded Nehru with a Celestial Rolls Royce!

Indira Gandhi was next, and God asked the same question. She replied she had two children, and God thought, not too bad, so he gave her a BMW.

Dr. Radhakrishnan was next in line. God was not pleased to hear that he had six children, and gave him a Morris-8 as a kind of punishment…

Sometime later, the three (Nehru, Indira and Radhakrishnan) going around in their new cars, saw Mahatma Gandhi on foot!!!

Wondering what went wrong; they asked why God hadn't been merciful with him…

The Mahatma replied in disgust, "God did not even ask me!!!

Some idiots had told him that I am the father of the whole Indian nation!"
: ))))

TR's ENGLISH POEM HAHAHAH

YESTERDAY I TOLD MY LOVE TO HEMA

SHE TOLD AAMA

SO, I STARTED LOVING HER AND WENT TO CINEMA

AND I GAVE HER UMMA

LATER ONE DAY SHE TOLD TO FORGET HER.

I ASKED WHY MA

SHE TOLD THAT HER MAMA

TOLD ABOUT OUR LOVE TO HER AMMA

AND SAID BYE MA AND PUT ME A BIG NAAMA

ATLAST I WENT TO COMA

AND FINALLY CAME TO KNOW THAT LOVE IS A DRAMA

Aiyo Ammaa Valikkuthe.. Vayiru Valikkuthe..

Karangan Surat ⌒ 1 Malaysia ⌒

Karangan surat 1/2 m'sia nih kite dpt melalui mail.damn besh baca surat karangan nih. So kite syer ngan u alls lah karangan 1/2 m'sia hihi. klakar betui budak nih. Word yg tak taw dlm BM sume pon di tukar ke B.Cina. Sib baik tak de tulisan b.tamil kalu tak sure karangan nih akan di enaounce karangan surat 1 MALAYSIA

Dating... very niz

betul ker apa yg meke ckp????

A Lion Getting married

A lion was getting married...
At his wedding was a mouse shouting away& congratulating the lion: " All the best my brother good luck..."

Seeing the mouse shouting away - claiming that the lion getting married was his brother,

another lion grabbed the mouse in anger & asked

"Who the hell do you think you are? How can a lion be your brother? You are only a mouse!"The Mouse replied.. ”

I was also a lion…. before I got married.”

few jokes

SARDARJI bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
'My MobileNo. has changed.Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'

SARDARJI : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
SARDARJI : No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

SARDARJI : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
SARDARJI : Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is final game.

SARDARJI : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
SARDARJI : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

SARDARJI : People consider me as a 'GOD'Wife: How do you know??
SARDARJI : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,Oh GOD! U have come again..

SARDARJI complained to the police: 'Sir, all the items are missing,except the TV in my house.
Police: ' Howz that the thief did not take the TV?
SARDARJI : 'I was watching TV news...

SARDARJI comes back to his car & finds a note saying 'Parking Fine'He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for the compliment.

'How do you recognize a SARDARJI in School?He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

HAVE A GOOD LAUGH & DAY

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives...

Jokes yg kite trima via junk email.. sgt klakar so kite syer ngan u alls....

1 The later you are the more excited your dogs are to you
2 Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name
3 Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor 4 A dog's parents never visit
5 You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24hrs a day
6 Dogs like to go hunting and fishing
7 A dog will not wake you up at nite to ask, " If I died, would you get another dog?"
8 If dog has babies you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
9 If a dog smells another dog on you they don't get mad. They juz think it's interesting.

wow nampak gaya lepas nih no men akan kawin ngan pompuan lah erk…… seteruk itu kah kite kaum hawa??? ades
sib baik title pon diorg dah letak "some" so tak sume men yg kite maksudkan …..

Beruang, Singa dan Babi.... klakar giler

Beruang, singa dan babi ber temu di hutan.Beruang: "Korang tau tak, sekali aku mengaum, seluruh hutan mengigil" Singa : "Ek eleh! Tak power lagi. Aku kalo mengaum, sume belantara kegerunan."

Babi kata: "Wa La Weh.... Aku batuk skali aje, satu dua panik beb!"


Beruang & Singa : Babi kau!!

Keajaiban di Hospital

nih kite nak syer jokes yg kite trima dari member kite.... sgt klakar u olls bacalah sure u olls pon akan ketawa....

Salah sebuah katil di dalam bilik ICU sebuah hospital ternama kerap mengalami kejadian pelik.. Setiap pesakit yang ditempatkan disitu pasti akan meninggal pada satiap hari Jumaat pagi tanpamengira umur, jantina atau tahap kesihatan mereka..

Perkara ini sangat membingungkan para doktor...Lalu para doktor memutuskan untuk memantau katil tersebut...

Apabila tiba hari Jumaat yang berikutnya.. . beberapa doktorbersiap sedia untuk mengenal pasti penyebab kepada kematiandi katil tersebut. Seorang pesakit lelaki sedang tidur di katil misteri.

Masa berputar... pukul 08:00am.. 08:30am sehingga jam 9.00 am...tiba-tiba... ... Pintu bilik ICU itu terbuka.... Kemudian masuklah Makcik Bedah....Seorang pekerja sambilan sebagai pencuci yang hanya bertugas setiap hari jumaat...

Masuk... mendekati katil keramat tersebut...dan terus mencabut soket elektrik untuk alat bantuan pernafasan pesakit tersebut dan menggantikannya dengan

'plug vacum cleaner'nya. ..

macam mana besh tak? ketawa tak

musti ketawa kan

Sosej & Lembu

Kah..kah…kah… !!

Ada kisah seorang anak yang diberi peluang untuk belajar di Amerika untuk dapatkan degree, tapi selepas 15 tahun, x pernah lulus, akhirnya bapak dia dah x sanggup lagi tanggung beban wang untuk anaknya itu, terpaksalah dia bawak balik ke Malaysia.

Sepanjang perjalanan dari airport ke rumah, bapaknya diam aje (marah la tu).

Si anak dah rasa x best, so dia pun cari la idea untuk berbual & tunjuk pada bapak dia yang dia kat Amerika ada gain something la dgn pekembangan teknologi. So dia ckp dgn bapak dia,

Anak: Bapak tau x, kat Amerika sekarang teknologi dah maju giler. Sekarang nak buat sosej x payah nak sembelih lembu, buang kulit, masuk je lembu dalam machine, dah jadi sosej....

Bapak: Itu teknologi dah lapuk. Kat Malaysia lagi advance. Aku 32 tahun dulu, masukkan sosej aje dah keluar lembu sekor... menyusahkan plak tu...

Kah.... Kah... Kah...

Security Guard (superp jokes)

STORY OF JAGA SINGH (night singh)

This story tell us not to be 'too kind' to our bosses…!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here it goes:
There's this Jaga Singh who was working for a multi-millionare as a night guard at his house. One day, while the millionaire was driving out to catchan early morning flight to conclude a business deal, Jaga Singh ranout from the guard house and stopped the millionaire's car just rightin front of the gate.
He said 'Sir..Sir.. are you going to board a plane?'
'Yes, why?' asked the millionaire.
'You had better cancel the trip. You see, last night I dreamt about the plane going to crash.'Curious over the early morning fright that Jaga Singh had given, themultimillionaire decided to cancel his trip. 'You better be damn right for this is a million dollar deal.' The following day, there were news reports that the plane which themillionaire was supposed to take had indeed crash landed. !
'Thank God I cancelled the trip,.' the rich man said Realising that what Jaga Singh had said had come true, he called the Singh to see him.When the guard was called that morning, the millionaire gave him his salary and FIRED him.
WHY ?

Think first....

Use your brains

Use your brains!!!!!

Still no idea?? Come on...... it is very easy....

Still drawing a blank????Just imagine you are the Singh and you have saved your boss's life........OK-lah,
since you do not want to 'use your brains' like Jaga Singh before you talk to your boss...........

Just see down for the answer....


*********************************
ANSWER Jaga Singh was supposed to guard the house at night ... N O T to Sleep and Dream all night!!!!! So,

GO BACK TO WORK!! and Don't try to save your boss's life!!

It's not worth !!!

Muthu Oh Muthu (Jokes)

MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER
Interviewer : What is your birth date?
Muthu : 13th October
Interviewer : Which year?
Muthu : ... EVERY YEAR

MUTHU & HIS MANAGER
Manager asked to Muthu at an interview....Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Muthu replied: P-O-S-T-B-O- X

MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL
Muthu went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed towards the board " WASH BASIN

MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART
Interviewer : Just imagine your in 20th floor in a building, it caught fire and how will you escape ?
Muthu : It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination .. :)



Oh .. i forgot . the funniest part ..
On a political rally Muthu was arrested. Why ????????????Because, a woman journalist walking with a badge wrote "PRESS" on her right chest ... and he did it !

Interview's Moment (Very Interesting one)

Story I
M: Do u have a boyfriend?
E: I have.
M: Is he working Locally?
E: No. He is working Overseas.
M: Sorry, my company cannot employ u !
E: Why?
M: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company don't want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just because of u.

Story II
M: Any girlfriends?
E: Yes.
M: Is she pretty?
C: yes
M: Is she your first lover?
C: Yes. E: Sorry, we can't employ you because you lack of fighting spirit.

Story III
M: Any girlfriends?
E: Yes.
M: Is she your first lover?
E: No. Have a few already.
M: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are a "grasshopper"! (Job hoper lah!)

If u work tooooo long in a company... hahaha very funny...