Interview's Moment (Very Interesting one)

Story I
M: Do u have a boyfriend?
E: I have.
M: Is he working Locally?
E: No. He is working Overseas.
M: Sorry, my company cannot employ u !
E: Why?
M: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company don't want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just because of u.

Story II
M: Any girlfriends?
E: Yes.
M: Is she pretty?
C: yes
M: Is she your first lover?
C: Yes. E: Sorry, we can't employ you because you lack of fighting spirit.

Story III
M: Any girlfriends?
E: Yes.
M: Is she your first lover?
E: No. Have a few already.
M: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are a "grasshopper"! (Job hoper lah!)